Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
