How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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