there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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