I don't think brook has ever known best
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You can make out without kissing
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