Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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