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I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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