Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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