im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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