susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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