So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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