Need sex. Gaining weight.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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