did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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