singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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