If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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