I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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