I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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