U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Alive.
So much puke
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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