Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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