just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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