I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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