If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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