yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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