I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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