Im at strip club and am horny
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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