actually, I'm a sock model
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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