My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Are we still banned from the library?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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