my mouth tastes like poor choices
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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