i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
True strength comes from lack of pants
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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