You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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