i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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