there was a trapeze. enough said
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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