He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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