They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
