He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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