just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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