Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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