new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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