Well apparently he's into motor boating.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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