just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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