she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He did a backflip because drugs
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