FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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