I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
40s are totally the cure
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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