A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
There r osticjed everywhere
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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