hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i will never coherently bang her
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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