I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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