I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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