I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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