Sry I called you an 8
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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