okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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