just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
