She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I don't deserve a penis
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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