Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
my nose is crying tears of wow.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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