and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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