Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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